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Guys, let’s have a serious conversation about dating and marriage.
I believe that the most malicious and destructive narrative in American politics is that men are “lonely” because of “feminism”.
I wonder what kind of ungrateful jerks came up with that idea.
Do you know what men’s sex lives were like before feminism? Basically you won’t even touch a woman’s hand until your parents buy you a wife. The reason you can have a pre-marital dating life at all is because of sexual liberation, because of contraception, because of women’s economic independence, and all that feminist stuff. Feminism literally saved men, no less than it saved women.
If it was not for the MAGA movement, I had no idea so many weirdos still fantasize about premodern traditional marriages. And for a lot of people, “traditional marriage” is really a dog whistle for child marriage. I wouldn’t even call it a “marriage”. It sounds more like normalized daily sex crimes.
If you have a “traditional marriage” fetish, well, firstly, you should know that marrying someone who hates you is not as pleasant as you think.
I don’t know what to tell you. Paying someone to sleep in your bed is dangerous. Especially if you’re an asshole to her and she controls the kitchen.
But OK, let’s say you just love the thrill. You think being a powerful patriarch and reproducing at will is worth the risk. All right? But what’s your plan to achieve that kind of marriage? Did you really think by electing Donald, he would actually usher in a new age of handmaids and make marriage great again?
Let me give you some data.
Victor Orban of Hungary is Conservative enough, right? His country’s fertility rate is 1.5 per woman. Way below the replacement rate.
Putin’s Russia is conservative enough, right? Fertility rate 1.4.
And what about East Asian countries? I'm from there, and I know they're not feminist. Crazy pay gap between genders. But does that help their marriages and fertility? No. The entire East Asia’s population is in free fall. Abysmal fertility rates. Even North Korea is not having enough babies.
What about Latin America? Some people like to make racist jokes about Latinos having a lot of children. But in reality?
Latin America’s fertility rate also dropped below 2, which means their population will start going down in the near future.
Africa and the Middle East still have high fertility rates, but they also dropped quite a lot in the last few decades.
So, basically, regardless of culture, religion, or political systems, when countries get richer, there will be fewer marriages and fewer babies; you can't beat it. Conservative politicians tried everything. Limiting abortions, protecting child marriages, and excluding women from positions of power. No, not gonna work.
Maybe in your eyes, Donald can break the curse because he’s the 2nd coming of Jesus. Nah, even the first coming himself wouldn't be able to force people to get married in a modern world. That ship has sailed.
Well guys, don’t despair just yet.
You won’t get back the traditional marriage, but that doesn’t mean you have to be lonely. There are, actually, a lot of things you can try without relying on the oppression of women.
I’m not a dating expert, but I have some advice that I can guarantee will help you. You won’t believe how simple and costless they are.
Firstly, do the fucking dishes! Put it in your Tinder profile! I do dishes! Capitalized, OK? Instead of posting your weight lifting photos, post some yummy food you just made in your own kitchen, like grilled salmon or some shit.
"But I don't know how to cook." That would be a valid excuse if this were the fucking 80s. In this age, everybody can cook because YouTube is free! Hello! There isn't a single dish you can't find an instruction for on YouTube or TikTok.
You want to flirt? Stop sharing your stupid dickpics. Nobody gives a fuck about your private parts. Send something you just cooked. Dishpics, not dickpics. Get it?
It won't reverse the population decline, probably, but it can save you personally! It would cost you so much less than having a president who thinks trade deficits equal tariffs. No. Instead of investing in Donald, invest in your fucking self. It’s way more efficient.
Well, maybe it WILL save population decline. Who knows? If every straight man becomes good in the kitchen, maybe someday, a majority of women will finally enjoy marriage for the first time in human history! Wouldn't that be great?
If you don’t even want to do chores, then your problem is not loneliness or sexual anxiety. Your problem is that you’re fucking spoiled. You need military training more than a marriage.
And of course, there are other tricks. How about stop asking for sex all the time? You are not in a goddman movie. You don’t need so much sex. Stop counting 2nd base, third base. Those terms are disgusting, really. If you can’t enjoy the company of a human without sticking out your genitals, you shouldn’t even have a partner. You should just move next to a strip club. Why bother dating?
And find a hobby that’s not exclusive to men. You can still watch football or whatever knucklehead sports, but also find something that’s slightly more subtle.
Straight men need to understand that not every activity has to be a gender-affirming ritual. Everyone should have a feminine side. BTW, the fact that you shave your beard already makes you sort of transgender by cavemen’s standards. Shaving, essentially, is just men’s attempt at looking feminine. That’s it. If you’re not afraid of shaving, you should not be afraid of doing some gender-neutral activities or even feminine activities.
Again, if you don’t want to share any activities with a partner, you really shouldn’t try to live with one. You’d be better off with a brothel membership or something.
What I’m saying is that there are so many costless things you can do to improve your chances at happiness. But instead, you guys expect the reality TV guy to help you. Are you kidding me here? That guy will only make the ladies more skeptical about living with men.
I read this article on Substack. The author is not a hardcore MAGA guy. He’s definitely well-read because he has a way bigger vocabulary than I do. I needed a dictionary to read that shit. But you know, nerds can be incels too. That guy’s basic argument was that feminism will kill “civilization” because straight men will lose their motivation to work.
Wow. If men are that fragile, maybe they should be replaced by AI. Like, get it over with. You know what I mean?
But the main question I want to ask that author is “What do you mean by civilization?” What will be left of civilization without the liberation of women? If “civilization” is reduced to stupid medival noblemen fighting for territoriess and building tall ass churches, I don’t see the point of keeping it.
Feminism doesn’t kill civilization. Feminism is civilization, at least in the modern sense. Have you noticed that every foundational piece of literature is essentially feminist? Even the most important ancient Chinese novel, written at a time when women had to bind their feet, was a coded feminist classic, celebrating women’s talent and mourning their tragedies.
Also look around your social circle. Every truly happy couple you can find has a non-hierarchical feminist relationship. Go check it out.
Feminism is the GOAT. If you roll back women’s freedom, what do we have left? Instagram filled with church choirs and housewife routines? And Netflix with only televangelists? Fucking kill me!
BTW, guys, I will start live-streaming. The first time I did it, TikTok censored me for “reused content”. So next time, I’ll try to talk about light-hearted things that I normally don’t put in videos. Let’s see if it works! I’ll do it every Friday morning at 10 am Eastern time, which is 7 am Pacific time. Catch me on TikTok.
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